History channel

Assalamualaikum and hello there every one!

Today, i would like to share with you guys one story titled "History channel is my addiction and passion now wtf." But before we keep on, there is my fb friend named Hafizan aka Pijan aka Bintang Purnama aka Pak Mat who wants his name to get mentioned in my post. Haha sorry but i loled so hard when i was typing this, because i got really pelik when i heard his name was Pak Mat. And i assume his name could be Ahmad? Mamat? But damn my answers were all wrong!

There you go Pijan. Nama awak dah ada dalam post saya. You are my best friend in the world. Wishes you good luck on SPM this year. Hehe i can see your face senyum sampai ke telinga bila baca post ni. Gotcha! Alololo malu tutup muka, buat muka comel. Cubit pipi kanggggggg. Oke oke kidding!! Jom sambung...... :DD

On 2006...

Tak lama bapak saya membelikan Astro, saya hanya dengan dunia khayalan saya asyik menonton "Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, Nickelodeon and Playhouse Disney."

Kerje sekolah tanak buat asalkan dapat tengok tv. My mom sangat garang, she will started to ask "Kerja sekolah dah siap ke belum." Saya dengan bangganya jawab "dah..." padahal belum pun. As long my mom don't rotan me. Kah kah kah!

Dulu la, dulu....

Pastu keluar pulak channel baru yakni channel yang sampai sekarang saya sayangi. Animax. Saya cakap sama kau lah, dalam banyak-banyak kartun, saya paling addicted dengan Anime. Without anime, rasa macam nak menangis. Wah, ayat tak nak kalah. Biasalah tulis pakai hati, tak main kopi-kopi ni Pijan. Paham tak awak? PAHAM TAK? HAHAHAHA!

Tapi malangnya ayah dah buang, dan gantikan dengan HISTORY. I felt like i want to pengsan. Naruto pun belum khatam lagi tau tapi dia dah buang. Takpe, duit mak bapak, saya tak boleh cakap ape-ape. So saya nak selit pesanan ringkas, kalau mak bapak beli DSLR, Samsung Galaxy, ke hape barang yang canggih manggih. PLEASE DO NOT BANGGA. Anak kaya eh? So orang anggap awak orang kaya? Jangan salah sangka, awak tak kaya. MAK BAPAK awak yang kaya. Sebab tu hasil titik peluh diorang. Dan saya rasa awak tak layak tunjuk menunjuk. Ohh, melainkan awak kerja.

I sounded like Ustazah eh? InsyaAllah saya boleh menjadi anak yang solehah. Aminnnnnnn :)

Memula masa dah tukar channel, saya macam tak puas hati. I was like why why why why??????? Tapi sekarang dah tak dah. Sebab saya sayang HISTORY CHANNEL!

Bermulalah hikayat saya dengan channel baru tu. Sekarang saya dah mula syok tengok beberapa citer. Antaranya:

Pawn Star
What i like about this show is, they go sell antique and unique stuffs. Bunyi macam skema kan? But you was wrong derrrr. It isn't just that, they have shop there was a lot, i meant A LOT cool stuffs that you guise might haven't see before. This shop is owned by the old man, the one who wears hat. The bold one, son of the old man. The left one, the bold's son. I love the old man, because he is just cool. The way he talks didn't sounds like he was old. I think he would denied the fact the he's old. LOL. Dalam citer ni, mereka akan membeli barang yang pelanggan mahu jual (if they get interested) with low price as possible. Means, mereka akan membuat rundingan dan tawaran la. Anyway bile saya pronounce citer ni bunyik macam porn star LOL adik saya dan kazen die sangat terperanjat. Pardon me bro :)

American Pickers
Sama macam rancangan tadi, cuma mereka ni akan pergi sendiri ke destinasi yang mereka tuju and pick what they like. As always, tawar menawar harga sentiasa ada.

Kings of Restoration
Pun sama jugak, tapi kerja mereka cuma restore balik/ baik pulihkan barang-barang yang buruk ke rupa yang baru. Hasil kerja mereka sangat level A!

Tu jer kot, cuma nak bagitau sebelum korang tak suka benda tu korang wajib suka. Ada ayat mengatakan "Tak kenal maka tak cinta." Sekali amik kau, giler punya sayang history walaupun benci sejarah. HOHOHO. :D

Life is simple, don't make it complicated

Holo guise, it's already 2:33 AM here. And i am still sitting in front of laptop and doing nothin'. Oh, i actually typing something random. Don't show me your lawa muka pelik face the moment you're reading this, like kau macam "ape jadah speaking speaking ni" and act like a fool. Stop being curious and proceed reading LOL what am me is kidding. I got really bored right now derrr.

The title was already weird, not really. Aku cuma nak bagitahu rahsia ni. Kau nak tahu tak? Pfft.

I'm a silent person, silent person don't really talk and only talk when it needs. Take note of that and keep dalam paleotak sebelum terus membaca. Ok dah. Back then i don't really have friends, or i can say none. If i have one they already ran FAR away. And i'm not that stupid to chase them. Dah dia tak nak kawan dengan kita, buat apa kejarkan? *Cangkung sambil kuis tanah* I'm hating myself, I hate those innocent people. Because i don't know how to make friends. Why they no wanna be my friend?

Despite through kehidupan yang susah, pancaran sinar bercahaya pada 2010. The moment i was so happy i met her. Her name is Syafika, i remembered her name CLEARLY. Although we don't contact and face to face each other almost for 2 years. My moments with you still fresh in my mind sampai jatuh ke hati. Wah! :D

But that was along time ago. Dia dah pindah ke Setapak. I DO NOT KNOW whether that was her choice or her mom's. I don't hate her, I just don't give a damn. Maybe sekarang dia lebih gembira dekat sana berbanding kat sini kan? Well, i'm happy for her then and wishes good luck on SPM this year. :D

Tapi life aku sangat kesiankan? Sebab kena teruskan kehidupan tanpa manusia menyokong kat belakang kita. At that time depressed is something normal to me. When i get mad i scream. That's all, past is past. She's my past. My future is waiting for me.

Kau tau tak? I'm happy right now, i get to know more friends. Walaupun tak ramai, but what's important i'm happy to get best friend yang baik dan sangat pandai. Sitting next to her, tak paham tanya. Tak paham jugak tanya kawan lagi satu. They helped me so much dalam mata pelajaran.

Just wanna share my moment baru-baru ni paper 2 mathematics aku makin meningkat. Except for paper 1, it was ruined. Totally was disaster. Tapi bukan itu aku nak cakap, aku nak bagi tau markah math paper 2 aku hebat. Sebab my friends are awesome. Kau sangat advantage dapat kawan pandai, folio pun diorang boleh tolong ajarkan. Kau cuma Key-in dan hantar. Siap woi.....

Jangan jadi macam aku. Pilih kawan yang baik dan bijaksana. Or you will end up your disaster life like me. Perasaan aku sekarang ni tak sabar dah nak berhenti sekolah. Ye you'll understand me once kau naik menengah atas.

Aku habiskan ceramah ni dengan ucapan terima kasih kerana membaca. Panjang macam karangan sekolah pulak. Log in off pada pukul 3:27 AM. Salam....